ferelden: do you ever hear the intro theme to a video game and you get really emotional and your heart feels really weak like it’s coming back home and it’s basically like that whole world you love so much summed up into one epic song and you just want to fucking cry a lot because this is the video game for you and nothing else ever can even compare to the feeling you get when you hear that one...
partybarackisinthehousetonight: wow. it’s hard to believe that the number on the back of every sports jersey is the amount of people each player has murdered
Once, I had an English teacher! & to this day… I hope to God… with all my...– Victor Villaseñor in “Burro Genius” (via honeybrown)
No, a person never needs to know where to go. What is needed is the conviction,...– Rain of Gold Pg. 418 (via oh-idk-about-blank-pages)
me: exit tumblr, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check tumblr
so-many-feels: deucebowl: If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds. i think you would be a very good wizard.
romulusthread: MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
txidal-waves: punkrockmermaid: “I raped that test in math cla–” No. “I raped that game earli–” Stop. “The other team totally raped us tod–” Shut the fuck up. Do you see what you’re doing? YOU ARE MAKING RAPE SOUND LIKE A POSITIVE ACTION. YOU ARE EQUATING SEXUAL VIOLENCE WITH ACHIEVEMENTS. STOP. i’ve been waiting so long for this post
Jump Forever: I will tell you something ALL game... →
quixon: starslicer: quixon: Stop charging full retail prices for a digital copy of the game. The copy that comes with no booklet, no case, can’t be removed from the system, takes up hard drive space, and doesn’t have to be shipped. STOP. FUCKING. DOING. THAT. YOU. GREEDY….
how i feel about when straight people try to...
fictionalforce: magicalfeminist: atenineten: Learn what a “safe space” is. Then don’t get mad about it because, if you aren’t queer, you are prolly already safe from persecution and exclusion due to your sexuality and/or gender identity. Don’t try to invade other people’s safe spaces. Try to make your spaces safer for them. FUCK YES
goddamnitriot: twyll: OH MAY I JUST ADD THAT AFTER D. MARIA II MARRIED D. FERNANDO PORTUGAL HAS JUST HAD THIS CONSTANT SERIES OF ANIME KINGS VINTAGE SHOUJO STRAIGHT UP SHOUJO SHONEN HERO BARA LEONARDO DICAPRIO(????) ai jesus oh god
Minato: *arrives to the battlefield* Am I late?
Naruto: No dad you're right on time *grins*
Sasuke: *arrives 5 seconds after*
Naruto: You're late sasuke...