"But for you who have been abandoned, love does not exist. Signs of a pretense like that must be eliminated. I will now give you new names to be called.”

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

why were we allowed to watch this as children it is literally the dirtiest movie

blueyellingatchrom:

the vaike just got a lot vaiker

unfairlymostfairly:

torrilla:

Tom Hiddleston on the joy of Loki in Studio Q (by Q with Jian Ghomeshi)

Of course you know the dictionary’s definition of ‘mischief’ right off the fucking bat. Asshole.

tinybunny:

So many muscles!!!

Bisexual person in a relationship with someone of a different sex: I'm not straight, I'm bisexual
Gay community: you're only saying that because you want to be a part of the Gay Club, you don't belong with us, you're basically just a straight person anyway
Bisexual person in a relationship with someone of the same sex: I'm not gay I'm bisexual
Gay community: why do you feel the need to clarify that? You just want to be one of the straight people, you just want to reassure them that you're Not That Gay, you don't belong with us

Because I was born in this world

Because I was born in this world

bobbyrubio:

The Secret Origin of Barry Presh (A.K.A. Bobby Rubio)

I was in 6th grade in the 80’s and this is a series of Story Beat Boards of that time:

-Pocket full of quarters, playing at the local arcade.

-No Reading in the comic shop!

-The Ice cream man, playing street football.

-Slow Jamz, slow dancing with my first girlfriend, Lisa.

-Empire Strikes Back Breakdance!

-Smooth Talker, talking to my girlfriend on the phone.

-The Kiss, my first kiss.

-Lisa breaks my heart.

-Can’t rain all the time.

-I think I can.

For the backstories go to

http://bobbyrubio.deviantart.com/gallery/25007653

severalbadpunslater:

this is probably one of my favorite jokes in all of western media

valiantredknight:

When they decided to censor themselves for one event, or, when I decide to be a jerk to the naive kid.
Seriously though, there’s plenty of swearing in other dialogue.
I didn’t bother recording the whole event.

Im glad for you, Rin.

verysharpteeth:

BUT YOU CAN HAVE IT IF YOU REALLY WANT IT. YOU CAN HAVE ANYTHING. YOU DESERVE NICE THINGS. LOVE ME.

thisisgoodtho:

do you know how hard it is to find a non sexualized picture of scarlett johanssen i’ve literally been looking for this picture for an hour and a half